Tips of the Job Trade

Tip #1: Striking Attention

It can be easy to get intimidated by the hard pressed suits scattered throughout the hustle and bustle of business.  Our main tip out of the gate is to take your fear and reverse it on everybody around you. This can work for going in for an interview or if you are looking to move up in the free trade. Assert your dominance to guarantee that the others around you are in constant fear of being degraded either physically or emotionally. 

Tip #2: Basic Sense

This next tip provides a way for your environment to be a product of you, rather than the opposite. In the midst of working day after day it can be exciting to add new bits to your typical routine. Begin to make loud grunts or even screams at specific times of the day every single day at the same times. This creates a level of creativity for your peers to survive in while you thrive.

Tip #3: Hammer Time

This tip is something that you are most likely going to want to implement early on in your career,  but "better late than never" (Stavros Greene). Try to subscribe yourself to as many news outlet services as possible. You don't necessarily need to read them all, but just make sure you are a paying customer so that you can tell others you are subscribed to these media entities. This is helpful because you can overrule most arguments with your faux knowledge. 

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